When everything’s burning and you’re still showing up in style—you are the moment. These Dumpster Fire Response Team earrings are for the brave, the bold, and the beautifully unbothered. Whether you're running damage control or just roasting marshmallows over your own life choices, these earrings have your back (and your ears).
🔥 Acrylic dangles with fire-fueled flair
🚒 Lightweight—because drama is heavy enough
😎 Perfect for chaos coordinators, hot messes, and the friend who always has the extinguisher (and wine)
You didn’t start the fire, but you sure showed up in glitter.
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