⚡️Introducing the ultimate neckwear for the caffeine-fueled cryptid you truly are. This green and black twisted hemp necklace is handcrafted for the bold, the feral, and the beautifully unhinged. Front and center? A recycled energy drink tab, lovingly plucked from the wreckage of your last 3 a.m. adventure. Probably.
Let’s be real: this isn’t just a necklace. It’s a lifestyle. It's what you wear when you're sprinting through the woods at dusk, fueled only by monster energy and spite. It’s the necklace you throw on before gaslighting a raccoon or vibing in a shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot.
Made from 100% natural hemp (ironically wholesome), this piece features green and black chaos cord vibes, knotted just slightly tighter than your grip on reality. The adjustable closure means it fits any goblin, gremlin, or caffeine-craving creature comfortably – even if you don’t know how to act in public.
💚 Green and black twisted hemp, like your aesthetic and your snack choices
⚡ Centerpiece: upcycled energy drink tab (crack it, wear it, summon your power)
🧍♂️🧍♀️ For all genders and all goblin-kin
♻️ Eco-friendly because gremlins care about the planet too, duh
🌀 Adjustable – for your ever-changing moods and shifting identities
Whether you’re causing problems on purpose or just vibing with feral elegance, this necklace has your chaotic little back.
Wear it. Scare the neighbors. Become the cryptid you were always meant to be.
